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A Van Diemen. Combine two cups Ovaltine, some sugar, chocolate
topping, a half cup of milk, two cups hot water and three
tablespoons golden syrup. Microwave on high for two minutes,
adding another quarter cup of milk and stirring after one
minute. Add half a packet of pinapple jelly crystals and microwave
on high for another thirty seconds. Add the other half packet
of pineapple jelly crystals and a bit more hot water. Microwave
for another minute. Pour into cups. Refigerate. Serve with
custard.
Engov is an over-the-counter tablet in Brazil, but not sold
in the United States. It's got stuff like aluminum hydroxide,
caffeine, acetylsalicylic acid and pyrilamine maleate which
are individually in American products like antacids, coffee,
aspirin and antihistamines.
Vietnamese beef noodle soup known as Pho. Pho is made with
rice noodles, and served with basil, lime, bean sprouts and
peppers.
Ramen noodles, a cure we suggested just a few months ago.
But this time, wash it down with orange juice.
Slap some bacon between a couple of pieces of bread and
eat. While the bacon gives you the amino acids necessary to
repair the neurotransmitters in your brain that have been
damaged by alcohol, the bread gives your body the carbohydrates
you need to get your lazy ass out of bed.
Tsar Nicholas II's favorite, eat a lemon wedge, coated with
sugar and ground coffee.
Drink a 12 ounce glass of milk immediately before going
out drinking.
The traditional Russian cure of having a sauna followed
by whipping yourself with birch branches.
A sausage roll and a strawberry milkshake. According to
Wikipedia, the British delicacy known as a sausage roll is
"a sheet of puff pastry sliced into two and wrapped into
tubes around a filling based on sausage meat, blended with
softer ingredients such as soaked bread, onion and egg, before
being cooked. They can be served either hot or cold."
Mix a half a pint of cola with half a pint of orange juice.
Before you go out drinking, down about four ounces of vegetable
oil.
Drink the peach syrup from a can of peaches. Supposedly,
peach syrup eliminates the nausea and raises your blood sugar
which can help in getting over your hangover.
Dimenhydrinate. That’s the generic term for sea, air
or any kind of motion sickness pills. Examples include trademarks
like Dramamine, Gravol, Gravamine and Vertirosan.
A glass of milk, followed by a glass of tomato juice, a
mulitvitamin and a lot of sports drink like Powerade or Gatorade.
Eat, in order, a banana, a carrot, and a tomato. Follow
with a shot of vodka, a bit of tobasco, and some milk. If
necessary, mouthwash to remove taste.
Mix four ounces of olive oil and a raw egg in a 16-ounce
glass. Fill the rest of the glass with milk and drink.
From Germany, a breakfast of bananas, red meat and whole
milk.
Drink half a pint of milk. Wash that down with some fizzy
vitamin C tablet then drink some more water.
The Korean beef broth Haejungguk. It’s made with pork
spine, dried cabbage, coagulated ox blood and vegetables.
The old Russian cure, fresh squeezed cucumber juice.
The Japanese favorite, eat Ramen Noodles after drinking
and before going to bed.
The old Turkish remedy, yogurt and garlic. The problem is,
we have no idea exactly how the Turks use yogurt and garlic
as a hangover cure. Do Turks slice the garlic up and then
blend it with yogurt? Who knows?!
The ancient Roman breakfast of sheep’s lungs and two
owl eggs.
Pedialyte or any pediatric electrolyte replacement. Pedialyte
is generally used for rehydrating a child who is suffering
from diarrhea and/or vomiting.
Doc Brown’s wake up juice as featured in the movie,
"Back to the Future 3." It’s a blend of tobasco,
cayenne, chili peppers, onion and mustard seed.
The favorite of sailors everywhere ... saltwater.
Take 50 milligrams B6 before going drinking. Then, take
50 milligrams B6 halfway through your evening. Finally, take
another with a glass of water right before going to bed.
From our man in Budpaest, Todd Williams, citing the
Ananova.com article headlined, "Proof that bacon butties
cure hangovers," is a bacon sandwich.
The article quotes a science development manager at the Centre
for Life in Newcastle, UK, saying, "Food doesn't soak
up the alcohol, but it does increase your metabolism - helping
you to deal with the after-effects of over-indulgence. So
food will often help you feel better. Bread is high in carbohydrates
and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino
acids.
Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make
you feel good. Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters
too, but bacon contains a high level of amines which tops
these up, giving you a clearer head.
If you've got amino acids and reducing sugars at a heat above
150 degrees centigrade, it kickstarts the Maillard Reaction
in the pan. That means lots of lovely smells are released
and it's this which draws us in. I know of three vegetarians
who have been broken by the smell of bacon."
In celebration of Passover, is a can of gifelte fish. For
you goyem, that’s ground pike or carp rolled into balls
then canned. Really, any canned fish will do. But because
it’s Passover, this morning’s hangover cure was
gifelte fish.
DON’T SMOKE! Cigarette smoking makes the drinker thirsty
and leads to overdrinking. So this morning’s hangover
cure is a pre-emptive one: DON’T SMOKE WHILE DRINKING!
The ancient ayurvedic practice known as Pancha Karma Cleansing
Therapy. The therapy is supposed to thoroughly purify and
heal the body and mind. The treatment involves a days-long
series of cleanses including a special vegetarian diet, massage,
sweat therapy, and purges. After days of expelling toxins
from what feels like every cell in your body, you’ll
emerge from pancha karma with an allegedly stronger immune
system. While the programs in India can be hard-core, lasting
more than a week and sometimes including bloodletting, many
ayurvedic centers in the U.S. offer easier, less torturous-sounding
versions.
Another Chinese hangover cure: drink tangerine juice while
eating strawberries.
The ancient Chinese remedy of eating horse brains the morning
after drinking too much.
Many Puerto Ricans insist you should apply lemon juice to
your armpits before going out drinking.
The Hangover Burger. It’s an egg fried in duck fat,
two kinds of cheese, three kinds of pickles including Korean
kimchi, mustard, garlic mayo, sambal oelek, lettuce and, of
course, bun and hamburger.
Have some scrambled eggs and wash them down with an ice-cold
beer. The beer has to be as close to becoming a slushie as
possible.
Boil an egg before going out drinking. Then, when you get
home, if you remember, take the boiled egg out of the fridge
and eat it.
Champagne cocktail. Put a cube of sugar in a 12 ounce glass,
Pour one ounce of bitters over it. Then, fill with champagne
and drink.
Scalp stimulation; Stimulating the blood vessels in your
scalp by pulling your hair or simply massaging.
60 mililiters of Pepto-Bismol washed down with Red Bull
Egg Paratha. In particular, from Ghareeb Nawaz at the northwest
corner of Seeley and Devon.
Canned tomatoes spread on toast, topped off liberally with
Worcestshire sauce, washed down with orange juice and a Zantac.
The old Roman favorite, eat cabbage leaves, the part you
regularly discard when preparing cabbage for salad.
Chai Tea.
In case you don’t know, Chai is actually the word for
tea in many languages including Hindi, Persian, Arabic, Russian,
Urdu, Turkish, Romanian and Nepalese. When English speakers
say Chai tea, they're referring to the Indian tea, Masala
Chai.
Masala Chai is from the Indian subcontinet and is a tea made
from a mixture of spices and herbs.
So, more accurately, today’s hangover cure is Masala
Chai.
From listener Brian G ...
Whisky in coffee.
In case you’re already saying, "you mean Irish coffee,"
this is NOT Irish coffee. Irish coffee, or Café Gaelic,
is coffee and whisky plus stirred-in sugar and topped with
thick heavy cream.
Take a shower alternating between hot and cold water.
From a fast food joint called the Fat Sandwich Company at
the University of Oklahoma campus, which is about to open
a new location and the University of Illinois …
"The Big Fat Ugly"
"It consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double
cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat,
grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken
fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites,
fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion
rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and
ketchup."
Red Bull and M&Ms.
Kazu Tateishi’s canned vegetable soup made with the
fibrous root burdock.
However, the AP reports "Tateishi claimed that eating
it could cure cancer and diabetes, lower blood pressure, and
fix up a hangover. He says the soup made his bones so strong,
he once let someone run him over with a four-ton truck and
came away with nothing but a few tire marks. He made a fortune
selling the soup and even got an endorsement from Japan’s
Prime Minister.
Problem is, doctors at Kumamoto University's School of Medicine
declared Tateishi's claims for his soup to be 'insane' and
Asahi magazine discovered that Tateishi is not a doctor, as
he claimed, but a cab driver.
Tateishi is currently in jail, charged with illegally practicing
medicine."
However, people still love the soup and claim it cures all
their ills, including hangovers.
From long-time listener Adam ... "This is unbelievable!
I had a birthday party last night -- understand? So I get
up this morning feeling like ... the day after your birthday,
and FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!
Helps explain why they're so popular with the kids!"
Bovril mixed with vodka. Bovril is a thick, salty beef extract
that is made in Burton-upon-Trent, Staffordshire, and distributed
throughout the UK.
The Hungarian 'Night Owl' soup known as Korhelyleves. Many
versions of this soup can be found on the web; some with cabbage,
some with potatoes, some with sauerkraut juice, but they all
have smoked meat.
Sopa de Mondongo, the Puerto Rican version of the Mexican
soup Menudo – which was a hangover cure on This is Hell!
in the past. Both have tripe, that’s the slow-cooked,
diced and cleaned stomach of a cow. But mondongo also includes
bell peppers, onions, carrots, celery, cabbage, and some other
root vegetables.
Pray to Saint Vivian, patron saint of hangovers and torture
victims.
The prayer to Saint Vivian to cure your hangover goes like
this:
O merciful Saint Vivian, I ask you that you relieve my nausea,
sooth my aching head and calm my upset stomach. I also ask
that you protect me from any loud noises or bright lights
and provide me with the sense to avoid further episodes of
excessive imbibing. Amen.
Dialysis, the artificial replacement of the kidneys functions
via a dialysis machine. If you’ve ever had renal failure,
you know just how effective dialysis can be in curing your
hangover.
The Russian and Ukrainian thick, spicy, sour soup, Solyanka.
Solyanka can be made with meat, fish or Mushrooms, but all
of them have pickled cucumbers with the pickle brine, plus
cabbage, salty mushrooms, sour cream and dill.
That Japanese favorite, miso soup. Miso is mixed softened
soy bean paste made by fermenting soy beans with salt and
fermented grains such as rice, barley and soy beans.
The Moroccan favorite, chew cumin seeds.
Pour buttermilk over your head. That’s right. Don’t
drink it. Just pour buttermilk over your head.
Chew coca leaves.
Mustard powder mixed in water.
The old Ukrainian favorite, two shots of vodka, a cigarette,
then another shot of vodka.
Pickled plums.
Koreans drink a bowl of water with honey.
A Sake soaked surgical mask.
"The Thomas Abercrombie." It’s two Alka-Seltzers
dropped into a double shot of tequila.
Tatties and Neeps.
That’s mashed potatoes with a little nutmeg and mashed
'swede' with ginger.
Swede is another word for turnips.
Tatties and Neeps is also the traditional side dish for last
week’s hangover cure, haggis.
Haggis. For those of you who don’t know, it’s
sheep’s pluck - that’s it’s heart - liver and
lungs mixed with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt, mixed
with stock, and traditionally boiled in the sheep’s stomach
for about three hours.
This is, again, from a New Year’s Day online discussion
at the Guardian that was discovered recently by Kevan Harris,
‘The Radical Pessimist’: "A raw egg; six shakes
of Worcester Sauce; six drops of tabasco; two tablespoons
of tomato juice; one of very dry sherry; a dash of celery
salt and smear of paprika; two ice cubes all stirred with
loving gentleness. Down in one, plunge through an ice hole
into a river (a cold shower will do, just) and then eggs,
bacon, fried bread and tea (not coffee) and you are ready
for anything."
several liters of diet cola while consuming jalapeno homous.
two cups mint tea followed by a bowl of oatmeal.
this was posted as a comment to a story on hangovers in
the British newspaper The Guardian. So please excuse the British
slang:
Coffee; fag; water; huevos rancheros; coffee; fag; gym; lunch;
siesta.
a roast beef sandwich.
hang gliding.
from Trevor in Long Island City: drink some apple juice
and eat a big ol' greasy cheeseburger. Trevor adds, "If
you are vegetarian, like me, you are screwed. If you are a
librarian, like me, read a book with a headache until it is
past noon, and then begin drinking again, as grumpily as possible.
Emulate drunken literary dandies like Christopher "Hitch"
Hitchens (version 1.O) or manic, Slovenian Lacanian Marxists
and wow friends and relishes with your learned opinions of
counterculture, dissent, international relations, and Shakira.
Then have a nap."
the following two are from listener Wally and 'Sanford &
Son.' In episode #121: "Fred's hangover remedy part 2:
Worcestershire sauce, ketchup, prune juice, tomato juice,
salt, cream, tobasco sauce and eggs" ...
... also from "Sanford & Son" episode #63,
season 4: 'Fred's patented hangover remedy makes its first
appearance. It consists of raw eggs, tomato juice, salt and
pepper, prune juice, worcestershire sauce and a "smidgen"
of vodka.
again, Wally comes through with a hangover cure. He suggests,
"The infamous 'Slinger'
us served at the Diner Grill (or 'Be A Millionaire') -- an
(in)famous train car diner on Irving Park a block west of
Ashland. Take my word for it.
we hate to use this as a cure, but we have had so many listeners
over the years that have suggested this cure and we’ve
put it off for far too long. Yes, apparently many of our listeners
believe that antihangover stuff Chaser actually works.
The active ingredient is activated charcoal which we have
used as a cure in the past. So, instead of using Chaser, just
look for some cure that has activated charcoal as an ingredient.
drink a flat ginger ale while exercising. It doesn’t
matter what the exercise is, just one that you’re comfortable
doing.
eat a pad or two of butter.
a whole lemon squeezed into black coffee. No sugar, no cream,
just lemon and black coffee.
a glass of orange juice, mixed with a teaspoon of black
pepper, then poured over ice.
drink a large glass of warm water. Masturbate vigorously
for five minutes. Drink another large glass of warm water.
Masturbate again for five minutes, but this time, not so vigorously.
Then have one last large glass of warm water.
the Alaskan hangover cure: a margarita with a raw oyster
at the bottom.
Doner Kebab which is any turning meat dish. Here in Chicago,
you may know this as a Gyro. But, a doner kebab can be any
meat including lamb, mutton, beef or chicken. Here, it’s
usually lamb, but some gyro stands have chicken, too.
mix one and a half cups V8 with a half cup of soda water,
a teaspoon of sugar, a dash of salt and a dash of bitters.
Pour over crushed ice. Then put two croutons on top. Drink
down the whole thing, including the crushed ice and croutons.
Remember to chew the croutons as you will probably choke on
them if you don’t.
"Bloody Beer" but folks in Nebraska like to call
it, "Red Beer." Take a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon,
mix in a shot of Bloody Mary mix, spice with salt and pepper
to taste and drink up.
cook a cup of rice in two cups skim milk. Then add sugar
and cinnamon to taste
honey, or in Britain 'golden syrup,' on toast. It's the
cure that is suggested by .the one suggested by the British
Royal Aacademy of Chemistry.
first, take three ibuprofen followed by an Alka Seltzer.
Then, a vitamin C tablet followed by a can of cold cola. Not
diet cola, the regular kind. And then a greasy breakfast.
the unfortunately named 'Ghetto Fries.' French fries covered
in cheddar cheese, barbecue sauce, giardiniera, gravy and
raw onions.
"the Aussie Hangover Cure." It’s a pizza
with four McDonalds cheeseburgers on top, buns and all, an
entire large order of french fries, both under and on top
of the burgers, all covered with bacon and cheese.
from listeners Wally and Elizabeth, "Cornetto"
"Cornetto" is a frozen prepackaged ice cream cone
brought to you by that fine multinational company Unilever.
Apparently, it was very difficult to make a prepackaged frozen
ice cream cone till Cornetto was developed.
Wally points out that Cornetto is referenced in both the movies
"Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" by
acor Simon Pegg as a hangover cure.
By the way, Pegg will be starring in the new Star Trek prequel
movie as a young Scotty.
the century old fizzy orange gold Scottish drink IRN-BRU
a Bloody Maria. It’s the same as a Bloody Mary, with
tomato juice, worcestershire, tobasco, celery salt, maybe
a little Guiness, some liquid smoke, whatever you do for your
favorite Bloody Mary recipe, except you replace the vodka
with tequila.
the Redneck Hangover Cure. Take a hot chicken wing (as hot
as you can find), an ounce of vodka, two dashes of vinegar,
a teaspoon of worcestershire, a teaspoon of ketchup, two dashes
of tobasco and mix it all together. Then crack an egg over
the top and add a pinch of salt and pepper.
a cheese and onion sandwich.
stay awake! That way your liver is functioning at its very
best and it allows you to process alcohol better.
a frozen cola, you know, a Squishee.
a glass of tomato juice washed down with a beer.
two incredibly spicy tacos and a beer.
the Ultimate Egg Nog:
In a large bowl, beat six eggs until pale yellow and slightly
frothy. Add three-quarters cup of sugar and a quart of half
and half, and stir until well blended. Add a cup of brandy
and two cups of bourbon and stir. Transfer to large pitcher
and chill until cold, at least three hours. Divide between
six punch cups, garnish each with sprinkle of nutmeg, and
serve.
the Moulin Rouge: Combine one and a half ounces of sloe
gin, a half ounce of sweet vermouth, two dashes of angostura
bitters and three or four ice cubes. Stir well and strain
into a cocktail glass.
Harry’s Pick Me Up: Combine three ounces brandy, a
teaspoon of grenadine, two tablespoons of lemon juice, and
three or four ice cubes. Shake, then add six ounces of champagne
the Cecil Pick Me Up: Combine two to three ounces of brandy,
a teaspoon of superfine sugar, an egg yolk, and three or four
ice cubes. Shake vigorously then add about four ounces of
champagne.
the Pussycat Cocktail: an ounce of lime juice, lemon juice
and orange juice, added to a little grenadine to taste. Mixed
well with ice and strained into a cocktail glass.
add three teaspoons of grated or crushed yellow dock root
to three cups of boiling water. Let it sit for 30 minutes
and drink it over the course of the day.
simmer one tablespoon each of dandelion root, dandelion
leaf, and one teaspoon of ginger in three cups of water for
20 minutes.
the Fallen Angel: Combine three ounces gin, four tablespoons
lemon or lime juice, two dashes of green crème de menthe
and a dash of Angostura bitters. Stir well. Strain into cocktail
glass and add a cherry.
the Corpse Reviver: Pour an ounce of gin, a half ounce of
cointreau, a half ounce of lillet blonde, three quarters of
an ounce of fresh lemon juice, and a dash of absente. Shake
with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
something called a sazerac cocktail. Keep in mind, the recipe
we found is for four cocktails:
Swirl a half teaspoon of pernod in four martini glasses. Fill
a cocktail shaker with ice. Add a cup of bourbon, a half teaspoon
of bitters, four teaspoons of simple syrup, and a lemon twist
Shake well and strain into glasses
activated calcium carbonate and activated charcoal. These
are two of the ingredients found in one of the most popular
over the counter hangover cures. We’re not telling you
which one because we aren’t gonna do a commercial for
them. But let it be known, activated calcium carbonate and
activated charcoal can combine into a successful hangover
cure.
from The Independent ... "Taurine is a key ingredient
in the controversial energy drink Red Bull, which has long
been maligned by health experts. The Swedish National Food
Administration warned people to avoid drinking it with alcohol
or after heavy exercise, France banned it, Norway classified
it as a medicine and for a long time, only pharmacies in Japan
would sell it. But some scientists now believe taurine can
help reverse liver damage, by counteracting the build-up of
fat in the liver caused by heavy drinking. So, although research
is still at an early stage, it may turn out that opting for
a Red Bull and vodka as the night wears on may not be such
a bad idea."
add no more than half a teaspoon of salt to two litres of
water, and mix in a couple of spoonfuls of sugar, if you like,
to offset the bitter taste.
fruit juice and cottage cheese.
buttered toast with honey and, the key ingredient, cinnamon,
known as a headache remedy.
upon awaking, immediately take any kind of anti-PMS medicine.
a twelve ounce can of Vernors Ginger Soda, mixed with four
ounces 100 percent pure cranberry juice and four ounces pure
not from concentrate 100 percent grapefruit juice, with one
1000 milligram packet of powdered vitamin C stirred in.
warm cola syrup.
an apple, some strawberries and a dose of Vitamin B.
horchata.
a tea made from the herb vervain.
two paracetemol and a banana.
combine grated cheese of any sort with onion gravy, two
pints of water, some diced sausages and two aspirin. Smash
it all together and eat
the British favorite, chips and cream cakes.
mix a shot of vodka, a beef bouillon cube, a teaspoon each
of worcestershire sauce and ketchup and a raw egg
Then drink that down in one gulp.
Der kater laut ertahrung stirbt am sauren haurung. The tomcat,
or hangover, according to experience disappears with a sour
herring.
As it was New Year's - and these cures are a bit lame -
we offered two cures.
The first is, drink light beer first thing in the morning.
See? Not so good.
So how about water before passing out, fresh juice or sweet
tea the next morning, followed by a hearty breakfast? Producer
Drew Colglazier actually suggested combining the cures.
Drink water before blacking out, a can of light beer first
thing in the morning, fresh juice, sweet tea and a hearty
breakfast.
That might actually work.
dal, washed down with beer and riotous conversation at your
favorite watering hole.
in Ireland, a traditional cure is to be buried up to your
neck in river bank sand.
pineapple.
hypnosis.
a simple banana orange smoothie.
just another chowder. This time, it's oyster chowder.
heat a pint of buttermilk, stir in a tablespoon of cornflower,
and add a pinch of salt, pepper or seasoning.
yet another version of hair of the dog, but this one is
entirely unique from past hairs of the dog. Or is it hair
of the dogs? Starting jsut between the time your buzz has
wore off a bit and your hangover has yet to kick into full
gear, drink a half pint of beer. Wait until you are just about
to get a hangover and then drink a quarter pint. Wait until
you are just about to get a hangover again, and then drink
an eighth of a pint and so on. After an hour and a pint, you're
cured.
if you wake up feeling like a "sheep's scabby udder,"
drink sixteen ounces of grapefruit juice and half a ginger
beer.
an UnCola of any sort.
a drink of two ounces port and two ounces cognac
not the "Hair of the Dog," but a drink
called "Hair of the Dog." It's a mixture of a single
whiskey with double cream and a teaspoon of honey.
a "Morning Glory." That's a double whisky, a small
absinthe, an egg, two teaspoons of sugar syrup, a lime and
a lemon - in that order, not mixed up!
heavily sugared Kool aid, followed by a multivitamin and
a tylenol, and then sleep
artichoke juice. the French government has banned an artichoke
juice drink on the basis that it could encourage drunk driving.
a drink called a blood transfusion which is a mix of vodka,
sherry, the Italian bitters drink Fernet-Branca, tomato juice,
lime and Worcestershire sauce.
a blood transfusion.
sliced tomato with mustard.
the favorite of 19th century chimeny sweeps every where
- a soot milkshake.
while still drunk, take several multivitamins before going
to sleep.
thiamin, also known as the vitamin B1.
Assyrian crushed swallows' beaks. By the way, if you dig
around in our archive of cures enough, you will find another
involving said beaks.
you’re not going to believe this but this never made
our list: a bag of ice, a cold pack, a frozen steak or pork
chop ... just put something cold on yor head and fall back
asleep
take an ounce and-a-half of sherry and two ounces of bouillon.
Heat the bouillon. Add the sherry and serve warm.
The Suffering Bastard! It’s a half jigger of brandy,
a half jigger of gin, a half jigger of lime juice and two
dashes of bitters. Pour into a tall glass with ice and add
ginger ale and fresh mint. Just mix it up and throw it back
that old cold beet favorite Borscht! and is there anything
quite as good as cold beet soup with beef and marrow, topped
with sour cream?
a Black Velvet: A tall glass of cold champagne mixed evenly
in a cold Guinness.
from the writing of Kingsley Amos ... Upon awaking: If your
wife or other partner is beside you, and (of course) is willing,
perform the sexual act as vigorously as you can. The exercise
will do you good, and - on the assumption that you enjoy sex
- you will feel toned up emotionally. Warnings: (1) if you
are in bed with somebody you should not be in bed with, and
have in the least degree a bad conscience about this, abstain.
Guilt and shame are prominent constituents of the Metaphysical
Hangover, and will certainly be sharpened by indulgence on
such an occasion. (2) For the same generic reason, do not
take the matter into your own hands if you awake by yourself.
two owl's eggs, raw.
WC Fields favorite, a martini made of one part vermouth,
four parts gin and an olive ... to be taken round the clock.
fried canary! Grab the canary and with a large pair of scissors
cut off its head. Then, make a small incision in the skin
near the breastbone. Now, slowly slide a finger inside, and
carefully pull off the canary carcass skin with all the feathers
still attached. Heat the a pint of cooking oil until almost
smoking. Then, throw the bird in, undrawn, and deep fry for
two minutes. Remove the fried beheaded featherless canary
from the oil. Flambé the canary with cognac immediately upon
removing from the pan. Finally, sprinkle salt and pepper to
taste and serve.
black tea.
the homeopathic remedy Nux vomica which will help relieve
gas, bloating and a sour stomach
make a tea by lightly crushing five fresh or dried Thyme
leaves. Then, place them in a cup and fill with water cooled
to just below boiling. Cover and leave to infuse for five
minutes. Finally, remove leaves and drink.
scalp stimulation. Pull your hair so that your full scalp
is stimulated. This remedy brings blood to the scalp and relieves
the headache.
eat a raw persimmon
some chew it, others drink it in tea ... today's cure is
the peppermint leaf in it's tea form. Make peppermint tea
by pouring one cup of boiling water over one to two teaspoons
of dried peppermint. Cover. Steep for fifteen minutes. Strain.
Drink a couple of cups quickly but without burning yourself.
a speciic prescription involving honey: take between two
and six teaspoonfuls of honey every twenty minutes after getting
up, depending on the severity of the hangover. Continue with
the honey until you start to feel better, then take four teaspoonsful
with your first meal.
Honey not only cures, but it decreases the cravings for more
booze.
feverfew, an herb, in place of aspirin. Aspirin is very
hard on the stomach, while feverfew is not.
banana milkshake with honey
apples eaten on an empty stomach the day after drinking.
bifidus powder. Put a teaspoon of bifidus powder in a glass
of water and drink before going to bed. Bifidus is the 'friendly'
bacteria that detoxifies acetaldehyde, a digestive byproduct
of alcohol that is a major cause of hangovers.
a poor mosa. Take one pint glass and add two to three fingers
of orange juice. Then, add twelve ounces of Coors Light and
drink it down. Don't bother trying it with any other kind
of beer. The watery tasteless nature of Coors Light just seems
to work best. If you can find a more tasteless beer ... okay,
that's a big 'if.'
tratamiento de choque from South America. Take the rawest
of fish and place it in lemon juice and raw onions. Add hot
sauce. The fish is then soaked for two days. No less. Usually
eaten with popcorn and beer.
in the St James district of London, the long-established
chemists, Dr. Harris and Company of St James Street, have
been dispensing their hangover cure made from a secret recipe
of tincture of gentian and cardamom, clove oil and a little
bit of camphor, diluted and served in a special glass.
Taco Bell. If the Immokalee can get over their dispute with
Taco Bell, so can you when you're drunk and it's the fastest
food available at 3 AM.
prickly pear cactus
drink a no caffeine cola, put aspirin under your tongue
and sit in a hot shower
activated carbon! Now, we're not suggesting you go out and
eat it straight, but activated carbon is now a key ingredient
in many over the counter hangover cures
the Ulster fry, a dish of fried food that is popular throughout
the Irish province of Ulster. Some claim it as the national
dish of Northern Ireland. A traditional Ulster fry consists
of bacon, eggs, sausages (either pork or beef), the farl form
of soda bread (the farl split in half crossways to expose
the inner bread and then fried with the exposed side down),
potato bread and tomato. Other ingredients include black pudding,
white pudding, mushrooms, wheaten bread and pancakes. All
this is fried up in lard.
vegetarian chili
a cola Jolt preferred - and a big bucket of pickled pigs
feet
homebrew. The B vitamins that are washed out during pasteurization
remain in homebrew and B vitamins help to prevent hangovers.
We know this is not a cure but more of a preventative, but
we will do anything we can to encourage the making of homebrew.
Excedrin Migraine or any headache pill that is laced with
caffeine
tobacco. Sure it might end up killing you but, in the meantime,
it could cure your hangover.
Berrocca is a British vitamin supplement that dissolves
in water and contains B vitamins plus other essential nutrients
and does not have caffeine, sugar or any artificial flavors,
colors or preservatives. Now, take five Berrocca, or their
equivalent, and disolve them in water. Then take a watermelon,
cut a hole in it, and pour the Berrocca, or their substitute,
inside and keep the melon in the fridge over night. The next
morning, when you come back from your drunkening, stare into
space while you eat that vitamin laced watermelon.
defeathered, deskinned, stripped, cleaned and then fried
Š canary
banana milk laced with two crushed up aspirin
heat up a can of condensed tomato based vegetable beef soup.
Add three teaspoons of some kind of hot sauce (we suggest
the Vietnamese Hot Chili Sauce
Tuong Ot Sriracha, also commonly referred to as 'Rooster
Sauce,' and half a bottle of National Beer.
hot sweet tea
the Macedonian treat 'Juva,' AKA 'Rasolnica': put a couple
of cabbages in a barrel at the start of Autumn. Add some salt
to the barrel of cabbages, and enough water to cover the cabbage.
Then, put the barrel in a cold room, preferably between zero
and ten degrees Celsius. Let stand for a month, maybe two.
Then, in Winter, when you do the most drinking, you will have
the perfect cure.
succinic acid, the world's most effective means of aiding
your body in the metabolism of acetaldehyde, Acetaldehyde
is a highly toxic compound which builds up within your body
when you consume alcohol. KGB agents used it as a cure - and
now they're marketing it
artichoke purée ... Cook artichoke hearts in a quart of
bordeaux. Drain off the wine, and then puree your artichokes.
Add a teaspoon of olive oil, a clove of garlic, some lemon
juice and a lot of pepper. Serve the mash in a bowl and wash
it down with the drained off wine
boil a 32 ounce can of tomato juice, and a can beer, with
a half dozen whole jalepenos, a large onion chopped, two cloves
of chopped garlic, and a teaspoon of salt. Once boiled, turn
off heat and throw in three pounds of peeled de-veined shrimps.
Let the shrimp linger in the pot for twenty minutes, then
take them out, chill them and eat. Apparently it's called
either 'American' or 'Empire' shrimp, but really, what's the
difference?
we've used Rollmops before, that¹s a herring wrapped around
a pickle. We suggested Matjes, which are raw salted baby herring.
There's also marinated Bismarkhering, fried Brathering, and
Heringssalat, which is a salted herring and red beet salad
that includes chunks of chicken. So let's get it over with
and just say 'Herring' ... delicious Herring ...
a cup of cold water with four drops of ammonia ... but that
might kill you ... so unless suicide is a cure ...
peel a goat's head and put it in a pot, covering it with
water. Add vegetables and spices appealing to your taste and
boil it for four to twelve hours. To cure your hangover, drink
the broth then crack the goat skull open and eat the brain
cold pizza
lime juice popsicles
first, take an aspirin or some sort of headache cure. Then,
take some Alka Seltzer. Finally, take some Kaopectate or other
diarrhea cure
turn the shower on so just a trickle of hot water is flowing.
Then, lay on your back with your head directly under the shower.
Let the steamy water splash your face to steam all the evil
out of you. Simultaneously, drinking a light beer as your
hair of the dog
take a blender and throw in two carrots, two oranges, two
bananas, two multivitamins and throw in about a half pound
of uncooked chicken breast. BUT WAIT! That sounds like
the salmonella would kill you! So you might want to cook that
chicken first or not attempt this hangover cure at all as
it is both dangerous and disgusting.
cumin tea
a vegetable daquiri. A regular daquiri is made by mixing
a half ounce of schnapps with an ounce of light rum, an ounce
of lime juice, a teaspoon of powdered sugar and an ounce of
your chosen fruit. Just replace the fruit with a vegetable
and good luck trying to find a vegetatrian schnaaps.
ten consecutive shots of apple vinegar - or until you just
can't stomach it any more
jalapenos and fried chicken
take some B1, or eat things like rice, grains, cereals,
peas and nuts that have B1 in them
consecutive shots of apple vinegar, but don't do any more
than ten
hungover in the winter? Eat hot soup! Hungover in the summer?
Eat ice cream!
the Haitian voodoo cure of sticking thirteen black pins
in the cork of the offending bottle.
nitrous Oxide. Now, we could swear that we gave this cure
to you before. We can't imagine that we may have skipped this
obvious cure as the staff of This is Hell are all big proponents
of laughing gas. But just in case we did offer this to you
as a cure before, we're giving you a second one free. So,
if nitrous doesn't cure your hangover, then how 'bout a quick
unexpected smack in the back of the head.
grilled veal that has marinated in beer over night
'Red Draw,' that¹s a Bloody Mary that substitutes Beer for
the Vodka
dog biscuits - four or five should do
mix one glass of milk with one glass of white wine. Heat
slowly mixing in honey, lemon, cinnamon, and a pinch of nutmeg.
Strain, drink and you¹re cured.
a rolling pin rolled from the tip of your chin to the back
of your neck repeatedly to ease yoru pain
whilst drunk, a packet of glucose tablets rather than food
jello before bed
hair of the dog with a salted prune thrown inside
overnight saline drip followed by pure oxygen in the morning.
Beer Soup. What the hell is beer soup? Take the yoke from
an egg and mix with sugar until it is a white color. Then,
take a bottle of beer and bring to a boil on the stove. Pour
beer into a mug and add egg and sugar mixture.
'Hungarian Coffee' take one big cup of extra strong black
coffee, no sugar, no milk, nothing like that added. Instead,
put about a half a teaspoon of salt and take a half of a fresh
lemon and squeeze it into the black coffee. Drink this hot
and as fast as possible without burning your pallet.
what's called Spanish coffee. That's espresso coffee, rum,
milk and sugar
'Tacos de Cabeza' that's cow head stew tacos
in America's frontier west, cowboys supposedly swore by
a tea made from rabbit droppings
soba noodles and dashi (seaweed broth)
'Thai Papaya Salad' which consists of Thinly chopped papaya
mixed with a slew little red chillies, garlic and fish sauce.
scrambled eggs with soy sauce
artichokes
it's toast again but this time the cure is to put the
biggest hottest jalapeno you can find on a piece of toast.
Eat. Puke. Enjoy.
burnt toast. Eat of much of it as possible. And remember
set your toaster to eleven.
a drop of rose oil on each temple
brandy-laced sponge cake
aspirin followed by Alka-Seltzer, Kaopectate and finally,
a huge dose of vitamin B
a fat burner with ephidrine. The examples we found listed
online for a thermogenic weightlifting supplement containing
ephidrine included Rip Fuel, Hydroxycut or Xenadrine. However,
also online were concerns about heart-related illnesses that
may be connected to the intake of ephedrine.
we've had chocolate covered in snow and chocolate cereal
roasted on toast, but we have never had ... choclate milk!
one can vegetable beef soup cooked with three tablespoons
of hot sauce and half a bottle of beer
chinese restaurant hot and sour soup
fill a pint glass three-quarters with beer and then top
it off with tomato juice
mix a small bottle of a high fructose hydration drink (e.g.,
Powerade, Gatorade) with one can of an energy drink (e.g.
Red Bull, RockStar). Add one tablespoon of baking soda and
stir until the fizzing stops. Then shoot it back as fast as
possible.
prickly pear extract
banana smoothie popsicles
a wheatgrass juice
gulp down a tablespoon of Assyrian Paste and quickly wash
that nasty crap down with a glass of water. What's Assyrian
Paste you ask? It's a teaspoon of ground swallow's beak and
a teaspoon of myrrh mixed together.
beer mixed with clam juice
sixteen ounces of coconut juice with a whole lime squeezed
into it
baked beans
stick a lemon slice in your armpit or better yet in
your ass
valerian root
chicken soup, dramamine and non-thought provoking television
mix one glass of milk with one glass of white wine in a
saucepan, Heat slowly mixing in honey, lemon, cinnamon, and
a pinch of nutmeg. Strain and be cured.
a pint of cold yogurt mixed with a pint of cold water till
thoroughly blended. Now drnk it.
hold your head under ice water and slowly let the air escape
out your mouth until you can no longer stay under. Then lift
your head out dummy!
tuna sub - or a tuna hoagie - depending on where you live.
half a cup of very black coffeee plus a third of a cup of
lemon juice
mashed potatoes
cold wet towels under your arms, behind your knees, on your
neck and over your eyes until needed
fill a glass two-thirds full of water ... insert utensil
so that the metal is in contact with the water ... touch the
other end of the utensil to your temple while simultaneously
taking a drink of water. Repeat as needed.
frozen grapes
a headstand, also known as a handstand
overnight saline drip followed by pure oxygen in the morning
it's the cure US air force pilots use!
crushed aspirin mixed into some kind of uncola-like drink
like 7 Up or Sprite
an allegedly traditional Indian cure is to drink a glass
of warm urine. We're assuming that's human urine.
beer mixed with clam juice
brewer's yeast mixed into a glass of water
dried bull's penis
SCUBA diving
onion soup
pickled tomatoes washed down by the brine they were pickled
in.
yoga or pillates
lemon gelato
two drops of tobasco on your tongue tip followed by the
baby formula Pedialyte.
RU-21, a drug created by the former KGB to keep its agents
sober so they could drink opponents under the table
sixteen ounces of water and a pasty
maguro sushi
wash down a teaspoon of sugar with a lager that contains
at least four percent alcohol
a shot of brandy mixed with a shot of vodka or scotch. Add
a heaping teaspoon of your favorite hot sauce. Shoot in one
fast gulp.
a cup of boiled water mixed with a teaspoon of sugar and
a teaspoon of salt
break an egg in a glass and whisk until smooth. Top off
with a half pint of milk, stir again and drink.
make a bowl of pasta, but instead of putting pasta sauce
on it, throw in a can of plum tomatoes on top. Add spices
to make it hot, then throw a shot of vodka on top.
Alka-Seltzer followed by as much of a gallon of water as
you can drink. Take your time drinking it. Don't think you
have to drink it in one big swallow. After you have had as
much water as you can take, have a bowl of leek and potato
soup
put two slices of white bread with chocolate flavored cereal
on each slice in a toaster oven, then heat and eat.
cottage fries, covered in a mixture of beef gravy, frozen
peas, sauteed onions and hamburger. Add ketchup, salt and
pepper to taste.
ten fishsticks and an energy drink
a shot of Polish vodka mixed with a shot of Jack and a dash
of black pepper. Shoot it back and you're cured
absinthe
make a cup of coffee. Blend it with pepper, wasabi, hot
sauce, and ice. Gulp it down all in one sitting
drink a flat beer with a shot of vodka mixed into it and
an egg yolk placed on top. Drink while eating a chicken sandwich
of your choice
mix the strongest possible vodka and grapefruit juice you
can stomach, then drink down the whole thing as fast as possible.
Immedately after drinking, wrap your wrists in ice.
get two bananas and two cans of your favorite cola. Immediately
after you wake up, eat a banana as fast as you can and do
ten jumping jacks. Then, quickly, drink one can of cola, slamming
it without stopping, followed by five more jumping jacks.
Repeat with the second banana and second cola.
cut the fat off of a whole bunch of bacon and tie it all
together in one long chain of fat. Then, tie a string to the
end and swallow while holding the string. Now, pull the whole
thing out of your throat which will make you vomit, curing
your hangover. TiH suggests that you always consult a physician
before tying a string to something swallowing it then
pulling it out of your throat.
mix four ounces of real orange juice, four ounces of water,
two teaspoons of Karo syrup and a pinch of salt. Take one
teaspoobn of the mixture every fifteen minutes until nausea
passes. Store in fridge between doses.
unsweetened pure cranberry juice
run a warm, not hot, bath while frying up some bacon. Eat
the bacon till the tub is at the right temperature. Then,
get in and soak while eating as many bananas as possible.
take a sour apple, like a macintosh, cut it into big chunks
and eat. Then, drink something very fizzy like a ginger ale.
This should cause you to vomit and will definitely cause you
to pass some of the worst gas you have ever experienced. The
smell may cause you to vomit again. Obviously, this cure is
based on the idea that to cure a hangover you must vomit.
This is not something we, necessarily, believe.
half a pint of milk with an egg whisked inside and drink
oral sex not sure whether that meant giving or receiving
but try both and see what works out best for you
melt velveeta on some chips then put jalapenos all over
the chips and eat the cheese coats your stomach and the
jalapenos supposedly release endorphins
one bowl of Rice Krispies and milk, topped with grated cheese
and a little chilli powder. Microwave until cheese melts and
eat.
two cups of epson salt and 1 cup of vinegar in a warm bath
or as hot as you can stand. Add 100mg of grapeseed extract
to the bath.
squeeze a lemon and a grapefruit into a jar add anything
sweet like honey or sugar a couple teaspoons should do
then add steaming water equivalent to one half of the juice
and sugar mixture put it in the fridge and when you wake
up hungover drink it just don¹t make this concoction while
drunk because you will probably light yourself on fire
listen to loud, pounding music with headphones, and hold bags
of ice on each nipple - this should cause you to, well, poop
and many believe that a good pooping actually cures a hangover
rub half a lime on your forehead - while this doesn't cure
every aspect of yoru hangover, it may cure your pounding headache
fish flavored chips, thre's British skips and Japanese chips,
they're all supposed to work
grasshoppers
a jar of baby bees
a shot of slivovitz in coffee
head cheese on pumpernickel
drink one glass of cold milk, then eat five teaspoons of
ketchup and some tobasco hot sauce.
'Czadzina' - duck's blood soup
add about five drops of each of three essential oils - eucalyptus,
peppermint and sandalwood - to a very warm bath.
pour a glass of fresh orange juice, then add one teaspoon
lime juice and 1/8 teaspoon cumin. Drink it down.
'Kudja' is a traditional Chinese formula, a mixture of ginkgo
and kudzu - both ginkgo and kudzu have been hangover cures
in the past - but kudja - the mixture of the two - is our
hangover cure this week
soot mixed with water...but you better consult your local
druggist, chemist, alchemist or chimney-sweep on this one.
The charcoal in soot should relieve you of the poisons from
the previous night's drunk. Apparently, desperate folk used
to drink a mix of soot and water.
juice and soup - drink some juice - eat some soup
...really more of a preventative...eating six raw almonds
before drinking eliminates hangovers
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth, 3/4 ounce of apple schnapps,
1/2 ounce cognac mixed together. Stir well over ice cubes
in a mixing glass. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist
lemon peel over and serve.
warm flat - left out over night - sports drink
put an egg in a cocktail glass; fill with two to three ounces
of sherry - drink
jalapenos and seltzer water - eat as many peppers as you
deem necessary
a Dr. Pepper followed by a Mocha Frappaccino
oil of evening primrose
drink coffee or tea with alot of sugar in it. Then, eat
a half gallon of ice cream
a shot of half Tabasco and half tequila
get yourself a slurpee or some such frozen cola drink -
put some pop rocks on your tongue - or some such exploding
candy - and eat a spoonful of slurpee. Repeat as desired,
but be careful about getting brain freeze.
volcanic dust, or zeolite
run until you break into a sweat. Then lick the sweat and
spit it out
eat raw cabbage, pickled pigs feet and drink a diet cola...near
a bucket...if you know what we mean
menudo - tripe soup - not the band or their music
human breastmilk
lots of water, sleep and a big bowl of marijuana
'Poutine' -- the Quebec national junk food. It consists
of French fries, meat gravy and cheese curds
coffee made with tonic water, orange juice and honey
a pint mixed half and half with flat Guinness and champagne
- the champagne should still be bubbly. This is known as a
'Black Velvet'
mix two ounces of vodka with two ounces of cold beef soup
- chew up a few hot peppers until they are mush - then wash
the mush down with the mixture of vodka and soup
melt a tablespoon of butter and grate in some cheddar cheese.
Mix together and season with salt and pepper. Drink this when
you are about to go to bed and another dose in the morning.
milk thistle helps the liver function properly, so maybe
it can help yours get over last night's binge
boil some ginger in water, and sip the liquid all day long
breakfast in a Glass...take two tablespoons of instant coffee,
two eggs, two shots of gin, six ounces Guinness, six ounces
milk, and six ounces of orange juice and mix them all together
- mix the juice in last to avoid curdling - and then serve
cold
two espresso(i?) and a croissant
willow tree bark extract - also known as salicin...as in
salicylic acid...an ingredient in aspirin. We have come across
alot of debate over whether aspirin is a healthy hangover
cure. Maybe the good part of aspirin as a hangover cure is
contained in the willow bark extract? Somebody
tell us!
bread and honey
'Prairie Oysters': take a glass, rinse it in olive oil,
throw in some Tabasco, Worcestershire, lemon juice, a tablespoon
of ketchup, salt and pepper - and then carefully place an
egg yolk on top of that mess - and then eat it with a spoon.
Marmite on toast
olive oil - to be drank by itself - a shot should do - or
chased with the hair of the dog
matjes - they're raw fresh salted baby herring - chased
with a beer
bar of chocolate covered in snow
500 milligrams of ginseng with an energy drink chaser
swallow two raw eggs before going out to drink
eat a stick of butter before going out drinking
eat a pickled sheep's eye in a glass of tomato juice.
turkey and vegetable soup with 5 shots of Tabasco
twelve ounces of V-8, 1 jalapeno, 1 garlic clove, 3 cubes
of ice. mix with water
'Vegemite' on toast. It's food, which is good. It's salty,
which helps. And it contains vitamin B. Who knew?
caviar
drink milk between drinks - and grape juice the day after
calisthenics. That's right - exercise. Some quick calisthenics
should start you toward sweating that alcohol right out of
your system.
kudzu, a Chinese herb that not only alleviates the pains
from a hangover, but also curbs your taste for alcohol.
blend eight ounces of carrot juice, an ounce of beet juice,
four ounces of celery juice and an ounce of parsley juice.
Drink up and what you can't finish have later if needed.
light spaghetti with tomato sauce - no onions - no peppers
- just a light spaghetti with plain tomato sauce
take a sour apple - macintosh preferred - cut it up into
chunks - eat them - then slam down an intense ginger ale or
beer - you'll probably puke - you'll definitely have nasty
farts - but your hangover will be gone
raw cabbage
pure oxygen
mix four ounces of water, the juice of half of a lemon and
a drop or two of fennel oil. Drink this concoction before
breakfast.
an energy drink containing ginkgo biloba
tomatoes - just eat raw tomatoes
a steam in a sauna - followed by a jump into a freezing
body of water
a couple of spoonfuls of peanut butter before going to bed
- and maybe another when you wake up the next morning
a mixture of honey and mineral water - don't know how you
mix them - maybe try a blender - but a mixture of honey and
mineral water
two "hair of the dog" treatments: 1) drink beer
only from dark bottles so the sunlight can't creep in and
kill the B1 that is naturally formed in the brewing process...and
2) a bowl of Coco Puffs - with milk - and some bourbon on
the side
mineral water and antacid - but make sure your antacid has
absolutely no aspirin in it
drink chicken soup. The old Jewish remedy is drinking
chicken soup to calm the stomach and combat dehydration. Drink
it!
bitter almonds and raw eel
take a tablespoon or two of honey...but if you're truly
desperate drink some sauerkraut juice. Supposedly the juice
fights off the toxic chemicals that are found in liquor due
to fermentation. These chemicals are found most often in bourbon
- and least often in vodka
drink a twelve ounce glass of whole milk before going drinking.
Only drink the most distilled alcohol during your binge -
say - nothing but straight vodka.
after heavy drinking - and when you know you just can't
stop yourself from sleeping - take some NoDoze and wake up
without a hangover. Apparently, your body needs caffeine to
overcome the headache. Most hangovers, according to this cure,
are caused by caffeine withdrawal. So if you just take a big
dose of caffeine before sleeping, like NoDoze, you'll be all
set. This cure also suggests that drinks with caffeine, like
Irish Coffee or Cuba Libre, can lessen the chance of a head-pounding
hangover.
the Italian herbal bitter called Fernet-Branca
boullion...any broth made by cooking vegetables, poultry,
meat or fish in water. The liquid that is strained off after
cooking is the bouillon, which can form the base for soups
and sauces.
mix eight ounces of water with two teaspoons of sugar right
before you go to bed
the 'whining' cure If you don't feel good, everyone should
know about it! Strangely enough, the more you tell others
about how bad you feel, the better you feel.
The Acid Bomb
- a lemon
- Fresh Carrot Juice
- 1 teaspoon L-gutamine powder
- L-gutamine is an amino acid that can be dangerous
to pregnant women. If you're preggers, or your partner
is, then neither of you should be drinking anyway. One
for health reasons, the other for support. Besides,
showing that kind of support is probably good for your
health in that your partner won't want to kill you out
of jealousy for your booze.
- Everyone else, take the lemon half and squeeze the
juice into a glass. Add a heaping teaspoon of the L-gutamine
and drink up.
A "Sputnik." Pour the following ingredients into
a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously. Strain into a cocktail
glass.
- 1 1/2 ounces of vodka
- 3/4 ounces bitters
- 1 teaspoon lemon juice
- 1/2 teaspoon sugar
- 3 or 4 ice cubes
Take two aspirin, 200mg cysteine, 600mg vitamin C, and 1
tablet vitamin B-complex.
Mix the following in a blender, and as our associate producer
Lizzie Gore pointed out, you'll need an industrial-size blender:
- 1 banana
- 1 small can V-8
- 6 large strawberries
- 2 tablespoons honey
- 1 cup orange juice
- 1-2 cups milk (or soy milk)
- teaspoon salt
- dash of nutmeg
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