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It’s back tomorrow.

Babies raped in Congo war, Assad warns West about backing Al-Qaeda, Musharraf flees court to avoid arrest, dozens of migrant farm workers shot in Greece, Greek children’s “dreams are crushed,” China bird flu’s human-to-human transmission investigated, Afghanistan’s prostitution capital, forced marriages lead Afghan women to suicide, and foreclosure checks are bouncing.

Please E! give me the job as head writer of ‘News Soup’!

US Senate to approve Israel attack on Iran, Obama says North Korea doesn’t have nukes, more deadly Pakistan pre-election violence, Sinai fires rockets on Israel, Belgium rounds up Syria rebel recruiters, Syria one-day cease-fire to clear bodies, big game hunters threaten Massai, IMF sees new risks to world economy, high-level Mexican corruption case collapses, and mysterious China bird flu spreading.

Ted Williams poor head.

US tortured, US should close Gitmo, more Iraq car bombings, Iraq executes 21 on ‘anti-terror charges,’ Pakistan political violence continues, China tells US to quit making Asia “tenser,” Turkey detains suspected al-Qaeda linked Syrian rebels, UK sued for sending spy tech to Bahrain, UK fighting caste system, and warden and guards accused of attacking prisoners.

There’s only one story worthy of the US national nightly network news.

Somalia prepares for more attacks, dozens die in Iraq bombings, deadly US drone strike in Pakistan, Afghan-Pakistan border dispute, Afghan opium production still going up, six strangled to death in Cancun, everyone wants out of the gold market, top Cyprus banks to lose 8.3B euros, and US ally jails opposition politician for insulting monarch.

Writing from the past week by past guests Richard Falk, Robert Fisk, Rick Perlstein, Paul Pillar, Vijay Prashad, Janet Redman, Steven Rosenfeld, Andre Vltchek, and Dave Zirin.

They’ve tried to get us into war. O how they’ve tried.

Syrian war breaks out in contested border town, Taliban overruns highly regarded Afghan military unit, Musharraf says he allowed US drone strikes in Pakistan, South Korea doubts North can put nuclear warhead on missile, Americans more interested in yet misinformed about North Korea, Morsi backs military after abuse claims, Greek unemployment hits high, Japan joins Pacific NAFTA, and the English Channel’s radioactive waste.

It’s time to get very scared.